i will be your crack spirit guide
if i could make my diet consist solely of chocolate ice cream and that vegetarian pizza from jack astor's i would
(Source: thursday, via gaybuckybarnes)
“Why’d you only call me when you’re high?
Hi, why’d you only call me when you’re high?”
how does NASA organise a birthday party? they PLANET
(Source: punoftheday.com, via untexting)
arctic-monkeys-am-alex-turner:
Paradiso, Amsterdam, 07.04.2016
(Source: indiealternativehumans)
We’ve all had that otp where one person falls in love way before the other. (insp)
(Source: beckybloomwood)
this is a reminder to…
• take your medicine
• drink water
• eat your meals
• be nice to everyone
• be nice to yourself
• finish your tea
• take a shower
• do your homework
(Source: teablend, via watercolourpetals)
Anonymous asked: not everything is about you
that’s fucked up and i refuse to believe it
